Somewhere, in a junior high school locker, sits a faded sticker: “Weakies, the Breakfast of Chumps.” Subscribe to read this story ad-free Get unlimited access to ad-free articles and exclusive content ...
Kids these days go to public schools sponsored by Coca-Cola, eat cafeteria lunches from McDonald’s, and (in Vernon Hills, anyway) play football on Rust-Oleum Field. Looks like the time is right for ...
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